yurihooves:

i have two sneezes

the fairy princess sneeze

and the death metal sneeze

(via notexactlyninja)

biteythevillain:

hell is literally when the bottom of your foot itches but if you scratch it it tickles

(via ohitsgerson)

"I’m like that. Either I forget right away or I never forget."

(Source: sturmdrang, via derpitsmaggie)